bbc.co.uk / found 322 days ago
US denies evidence of mermaids
Science has found no evidence that mermaids exist, a US government scientific agency says, in response to public inquiries.
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ThinkAboutArt No evidence of mermaids, says US gov't /via @gsfougaras ...but the internet respectfully disagrees |
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sordideuphemism Having just re^3-read Anansi Boys ( by the inimitable @neilhimself ) I got a laugh out of this: - Did they try singing? |
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beatle_buff No evidence of mermaids. Why don't they vet global warming? Or evidence that a community organizer can run an economy. |
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JSkl Thanks, U.S. Government, for crushing our hopes... |
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samheyne While European scientists make the monumental discovery of the long-sought Higgs boson... #science |
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mjfstewart The coverup continues: National Ocean Service says mermaids are not real. BBC: |
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erhardt If it wasn't for @Prismatic I would have missed this revelation: No evidence of mermaids, says US government. |
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PoetGoddess Sorry when it comes to mermaids you have to prove to me that they don't exist. - BBS News No evidence of mermaids |
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bravelittlemuon Disappointing news from the US Gov't: No evidence of #mermaids has ever been found. @AnimalPlanet got my hopes up. |
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_grandhotel Does our government REALLY not have anything better to do? |
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ASBelastegui Ariel, where are u? A beautiful goodbye to the #DK #EU Pdcy: No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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These_Boots Proof if required of the stupidity of some of our friends across the pond: No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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BenjiWilliamson America, I seriously fucking worry about you sometimes. This is not a question that should have to be answered. - |
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PeteMLCDevakul What about you, do you believe ? |
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artificer13 Seriously America?? NOAA forced to make statement confirming the non-existence of mermaids?! #FuckWeAreStupid |
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owainwynevans Glad that's sorted then. BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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MarcosBritoLive @misterwakefield they obviously have not read your book! |
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echowilko US government admits there's no evidence mermaids exist. Will it do the same for god and jesus? #atheism |
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TheWelshHoney BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government Only in #America :) I love this!! |
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MladenPrajdic wow! this is even bigger news than the Higgs boson! |
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SamTills Oh the articles that BBC News come up with on a slow news day: |
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HollyJoynes Love this, only in America: BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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ezergood1 “@IndySelvarajah: Spoilsport Yankee's That's bollocks. I caught one this weekend using a pair of louboutin as bait |
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JesusSpider This had me giggling out loud whilst having my diner! Stupid people!! #Mermaids A 'Factual' program... >> |
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leonoldman In Europe scientists celebrate the discovery of a physics changing particle. In the US they're, um, disproving mermaids |
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glutenfree_chic This made me chuckle: There is no evidence mermaids exist |
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adeakhtar Im glad they cleared that up ... #mermaids |
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sc_wadsy BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government in "we don't have a mermaid science programme" |
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SeagullAndChips Sorry America, I'm afraid 'Splash' is just a terrible film, NOT a documentary. (Really America? I mean, REALLY?) |
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fivecougars The US confirms mermaids dont exist ... THE HIGGS BOSON DOES THO! |
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DonalLyons US Government "we don't have a mermaid science programme" #CoverUp #TheTruthIsDownThere |
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beccaandthebox Thank goodness for scientists to inform us about these things! |
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judiburger "No evidence of mermaids, says US government" ... well, gee, thanks for clearing that up ... |
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belfastmetal BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government USA in 'Stating The Bloody Obvious' shocker |
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jkconnell86 "No evidence of Mermaids, says US Government". Eh?! Are they that bored and have nothing better to do! |
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YemaTheObscure hahaha, 'It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary.' |
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MarcusBucksH Well I'm glad they've cleared that one up - No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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Moonface_Joey Highly entertained that a few Americans thought that mermaids exist #isecretlywishtheydid #partofyourworld |
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inbetweenbean This is rubbish: How do you explain this: |
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CGladstone Barclays in meltdown, Higgs particle discovered - and what do the US authorities come up with? Mermaids don't exist. |
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RLRoyle Ha, ha! What's worse - the fact they need to say it, or that it's in the top 5 of BBC stories this morning?! Brilliant. |
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AojandTheHounds So now you know. BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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zannawharfe Loving the fact that the US Govt have officially confirmed that mermaids aren't real: And it's on the BBC! #ha |
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JoMoHolt This is ridiculous. Happy 4th of July, idiots. "BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government " |
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Dan__Morris US Denies Evidence of Mermaids: - seriously, who the hell thought a show on mermaids was a documentary? |
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ElectricOoze Glad this has been cleared up! BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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findo And in other science news: BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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TamaraEMJackson Headline of the day: US denies evidence of mermaids #noway |
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LindaRyytteli Americans. What can you say... BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government |
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tomstables Glad my girl's not at a reading age yet. Imagine her horror ro learn that mermaids don't exist! NO WAY! |
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marvelgaz And here's me thinking for all these years that they do... BBC NEWS: 'No evidence of mermaids, says US government' |