I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'

BeingBMalkovich (2/2) But what I meant to say was, “I am a worthless, moronic sack of shit and an utterly irredeemable human being.."

beverlylove the onion got MAD.

espilll HA I don't usually read The Onion but this article on Todd Akin is gold

ds5384 I should have used the words “I am an unforgivable, unrepentant, and unconscionable subhuman dickhead.”

borngeek The Onion: I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'

powzorro Another l'il joke from the Onion: What #ToddAiken really meant.

SkipRudder I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being' - Todd Akin (R-MO)

KASRCrashSafety #toddaiken Yup, hit the nail on the head...

nudiarist I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being' | The Onion -

mmmichellleee Lolz. Gotta love the Onion in times like these. #feelslikeimtakingcrazypills

tenhoope “I am an evil, fucked-up man and anyone who would vote for me is probably a pretty big fucking dumbshit, too.”

KathyOrlinsky Akin's words explained, courtesy of the Onion:

phlowerchild This article may take it a *bit* over the edge. But just a little. Rep. Todd Akin in the Onion

c45t3l "I am essentially everything that’s wrong with this country and with humanity in general." #Akin

posydozy What Todd Akin MEANT to say (via @TheOnion ) - you MUST read this.

jeroendstout Fortunately The Onion has an essay written by Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo), clarifying his comments on legitimate rape: .

emmamwoolley You know this already, but wow The Onion. So good lately.

YeahLikeTotally "@TheOnion: "I am a worthless, moronic sack of shit and an utterly irredeemable human." – Rep. Todd Akin "

martingruner The Onion on Akin: "I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'"

solobasssteve Oh man, The Onion really nail the Todd Akin "I Misspoke" nonsense - pure genius.

MariaPawlowska The bright side of politicians saying incredibly dumb things - The Onion articles that inevitably follow via @bluemilk

Jacksincy The onion have had a field day over this Todd Akin thing. This is my personal favourite.

pikesley "I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'"

aidanskinner I love that @theonion is still able to pull out stuff like this

SarahTitterton The Onion brilliantly clears up the Todd Akin controversy @theonion

TomChivers I'm completely serious. Read that Todd Akin piece. It is excellent and funny and so, so angry.

kirazj I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being' #ToddAkin

larrybobsf .@TheOnion on @ToddAkin: I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'

amelscript Rep. Todd Akin: I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'

alexvkatz Man, The Onion is always right.

NathanaelB Todd Akin attempts to set the record straight "I am a worthless, moronic sack of shit" ᔥ@feesable

SupremeThor I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'

olivekilworth MT @theonion: Rep. Todd Akin: I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'

tesstoro Finally, Todd Akin speaks the truth: 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being' #GOP #WarOnWomen

TeacherArthurG What Todd Akin would say if he had a conscience. Sad when the Onion is truer than the MSM.

alexgriendling Nice of The Onion to publish @RepToddAkin's retraction, 'I am dumb as dog shit and I am a terrible human being':

abrams I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being' | The Onion -

Thetabet I've read this like 20 times. It just makes me feel better.

ashtonraze Good article about what Akin said that explains what he was likely trying to get across:

SamanthaBerley Awww @ToddAkin, don't be so hard on yourself! I'm sorry you feel that way- I thought you were a smarty farty pants!

TwasTweeted Opinion: I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being' (by Rep. Todd Aki...

beccarothwell Just crying at how perfect this is:

aswang "I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'"

worldisc Rep. Todd Aiken: "I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being'" @TheOnion

jessiepeterson The Onion: I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is "I Am Dumb As Dog Shit And I Am A Terrible Human Being" by Rep. Todd Akin:

tylerc "I misspoke. What I meant to say is, I'm dumb as dog shit and I'm a terrible human being." by @RepToddAkin